Monday, December 29, 2008

He's A Big One

That was probably what the doctors at Saddleback Memorial Medical Center in Laguana Hills were thinking.

Richard Walker Sault was born two days before Christmas, at Saddleback Memorial Hospital in Laguna Hills.Born He weighed 14 pounds, 2 ounces, making him the largest baby to be delivered at the hospital.“Sara (his mom),says she gained over 100-pounds during her latest pregnancy and developed diabetes, which could account for the larger baby.”

He has an older sister who was more than 10 pounds, even his parents were surprised by Richard's size. His dad, Richard Sault, said his daughter was walking at 10 months and he half-expected little Richard to get up and walk out of the hospital!

I have been gone forever

I had to decide whether or not to even keep my blogs. There are so many things going on in my life personal life. However, I do know that writing and blogging (in particular keep me sane).

So even though I might not check in regularly. Please stop by every once in a while to see if I am breathing.

This has got to be listed somewhere in stupid crimes of the century.

According to the Associated Press News. A robber wrote a threatening note to a Chicago bank. FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub. An FBI affidavit said the man walked into a Fifth Third Bank on Friday and handed a teller a note that read "Be Quick Be Quit (sic). Give your cash or I'll shoot."

The robber got about $400 but left half of his note. Investigators found the other half outside the bank's front doors. Authorities say that part of the man's October pay stub had his name and address.

Of course his silly butt got arrested. How stupid can one be.


Sunday, December 7, 2008

First Transgender Mayor

Anything is possible in America: Silverton City, pop. 9,588, has elected the United States' first transgendered mayor.

Stu Rasmussen, who won a third term as mayor of Silverton, Oregon, will be coming back to city hall dressed as a woman with breast implants.

Rasmussen, 60, a local politician since 1984, has been elected twice as city mayor in 1988 and 1990. However, at that time, he did his official affairs wearing shirts and pants.

Rasmussen won against incumbent mayor Ken Hector by 1,988 votes to 1,512. As councilor, Rasmussen was a harsh critic of Hector and ran against him with a simple platform: preserving the community.

Source: transgender mayor

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Strange News Stories

The September mug shot of Michelle Allen of Middletown, Ohio, was possibly the Internet's most-circulated news photo of 2008, since she was inexplicably dressed in a full-body cow suit (with rubber teats). A Middletown woman is arrested, after chasing children, urinating on a porch, and blocking traffic... all while wearing a cow suit.

Police say 32 year old Michelle Allen was chasing children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham, while wearing the cow costume early Monday evening. Allen also reportedly urinated on a neighbor's front porch. An officer told Allen to go home and stay there for the remainder of the evening.Police were later called to North Verity Avenue, where Allen was allegedly blocking traffic. The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent. She also allegedly cussed at the officer. Allen is charged with disorderly conduct.


Shopper Amber Dibartolomeo, 23, was arrested in a Wal-Mart in North Bay, Ontario, in July and charged with selling crack cocaine inside the store. Police said they found $2,217 in cash on her, along with a can of pepper spray, and 27 grams of cocaine (one in her bra and 26 in her vagina). [North Bay Nugget, 9-18-08]

Weird New Fish Discovered in Antartica

These otherworldly creatures were among a haul of strange new fish trawled from the bottom of the oceans of Antarctica. A fish with blue eys, scary. I wonder if those are contact lenses?