I have been gone forever

I had to decide whether or not to even keep my blogs. There are so many things going on in my life personal life. However, I do know that writing and blogging (in particular keep me sane).

So even though I might not check in regularly. Please stop by every once in a while to see if I am breathing.

This has got to be listed somewhere in stupid crimes of the century.

According to the Associated Press News. A robber wrote a threatening note to a Chicago bank. FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub. An FBI affidavit said the man walked into a Fifth Third Bank on Friday and handed a teller a note that read "Be Quick Be Quit (sic). Give your cash or I'll shoot."

The robber got about $400 but left half of his note. Investigators found the other half outside the bank's front doors. Authorities say that part of the man's October pay stub had his name and address.

Of course his silly butt got arrested. How stupid can one be.

Source: Yahoo.news

Strange News Stories

The September mug shot of Michelle Allen of Middletown, Ohio, was possibly the Internet's most-circulated news photo of 2008, since she was inexplicably dressed in a full-body cow suit (with rubber teats). A Middletown woman is arrested, after chasing children, urinating on a porch, and blocking traffic... all while wearing a cow suit.

Police say 32 year old Michelle Allen was chasing children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham, while wearing the cow costume early Monday evening. Allen also reportedly urinated on a neighbor's front porch. An officer told Allen to go home and stay there for the remainder of the evening.Police were later called to North Verity Avenue, where Allen was allegedly blocking traffic. The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent. She also allegedly cussed at the officer. Allen is charged with disorderly conduct.

AND IN OTHER NEWS....

Shopper Amber Dibartolomeo, 23, was arrested in a Wal-Mart in North Bay, Ontario, in July and charged with selling crack cocaine inside the store. Police said they found $2,217 in cash on her, along with a can of pepper spray, and 27 grams of cocaine (one in her bra and 26 in her vagina). [North Bay Nugget, 9-18-08]